Use Notepad
As A Diary:-
Ever wanted to maintain a diary on your
PC?
Now, you can do it without the use of any
software!
USE NOTEPAD!
Do the following:
1. Open Notepad
2. Type: .LOG
3. Save it with any name say 'MyDiary'
4. Open Diary.txt again.
Wow you see today's date and time, so
start writing your Diary!
Wow Notepad
Knew About 9/11/2001!
That’s amazing
but true, Notepad knew about 9/11/2001!
The flight
number which hit the WTC in New York was Q33N!
See it
yourself:
1. Open
Notepad
2. Type: Q33N
3. Now, go to
Format Menu
4. Choose
Font.
5. Change the
size to '72'
6. Change the
font to 'Wingdings'
7. See what is
displayed!
Create Fake
Windows Errors With Notepad
This trick allows you to create Fake Error
messages. To do this, follow these steps:
1. Open Notepad
2. Type X=Msgbox(“Message
Here”,0+16,”Title Here”)
3. Replace “Message Here” and “Title
Here” with your Error Message and Error-Window Title respectively.
4. Save the file with .vbs.
5.
Now, click the file and you’ll get your custom-made Windows error
message.
Force
Shutdown Your Windows
This trick will let you force shutdown
your Windows in a single-click. So, if you don’t want to waste three clicks
(Start >> Shut Down), and then waiting for programs to close. This trick
will help you in that. To do this:
1. Open Notepad
2. Paste
@echo off
msg * Shutdown computer
shutdown -c “Sleep Tight” –s
3. Save the file with .bat extension.
For example, shutdown.bat
4. Double Click on your file and it will
automatically shutdown your Windows.
Open a file
using notepad
Here is a simple trick to open any file
or program with notepad.
1. Copy the path of the file which is to
be opened.
As I want to open a video song and I copied its path "F:\Videos\Songs\English\Priyanka Chopra -
Exotic ft. Pitbull.mp4"
2. Now open the Notepad
3. Write explorer.exe
4. Now paste the file path address which
you copied.
For ex.:
explorer.exe F:\Videos\Songs\English\Priyanka
Chopra - Exotic ft. Pitbull.mp4
5. Now save it as anyname.bat (it’s a batch
file)
6. Double click and now you can open
your favourite file at single click.
Make
Questions
Make something interactive. Ask
questions. Here is an example of a question made with notepad where the user
got the correct answer.
To do this, just paste the given code in
Notepad:-
@ECHO
OFF
ECHO:
ECHO ………………………………………..
ECHO Press 1 or 2 to select your task,
and 3 to EXIT.
ECHO ………………………………………..
ECHO.
ECHO 1 – You are a human!
ECHO 2 – You are not a human, you are something
else!
ECHO 3 – EXIT
ECHO.
SET /P M=Type 1, 2, or 3 then press
ENTER:
echo:
IF %M%==1 GOTO Right
IF %M%==2 GOTO Wrong
IF %M%==3 GOTO EXIT
:Right
echo You are right, you know about
yourself very well, ha ha ha!!!
GOTO END
:Wrong
echo You are wrong. Still you are a
human!!!
GOTO END
:END
PAUSE
goto EXIT
:EXIT
Now save it as anyname.bat file. Open the file and you are done.
Create a
Harmless Funny Virus with Notepad-Continuously eject CD/DVD drives
This VBS trick will create a code which
will continuously eject all your connected Optical drives. If you put them back
in, it will pop them out again. Copy this code and paste it in Notepad as Virus.vbs.
Set oWMP =
CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Double click to open this file and enjoy.
Take revenge.
Make Your
Keyboard Type (Any) Message Continuously-VBS Trick
This VBS trick can make your keyboard to
type any message continuously. Open Notepad, copy the code given below and save
the file as Tricks.vbs. You will need
to restart your computer to stop this. Try this after closing all important
programs.
Set wshShell =
wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "This is a Virus.
You have been infected. Your Anti-Virus is not working!!!"
Loop
Make the
Matrix
This falling code trick is extremely
popular on social networking sites. Copy and paste the code given below in
Notepad and save the file as "Matrix.bat" or *.bat.
@echo off
color 0a
:A
echo 7 y x 3 8 G M P q 1 F 0 U v c i j
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo o D s a E I j H 9 t 6 7 z C B 4 g 8
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo g F x 6 A e 9 1 b M W r T h k P 8 3
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo j G a e 3 5 B x Z Q p 0 o 2 h V u C
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo 7 f S E A q p 7 b d h U C V 1 4 8 3
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
goto A
Upon running the bat file, you will see
the "Matrix Falling Code" effect.
Make a fake
Virus POP UP
Make afraid your friends. Type the
following code in notepad:
@echo off
msg * WARNING
msg * VIRUS ENTERED YOUR PC. Your Anti-Virus
is not working.
Save the file as Virus.bat and run it. You should get two pop up messages. This may
not work on few computers.
How To
Create An Aggravating Pop-up
Open Notepad and paste the code:
msg * Hello
msg * How are you?
msg * Stop trying to make me go away.
You can’t.
msg * I will never go away never.
msg * Still here.
msg * This is getting boring/
msg * "Yawn"
msg * I think I will go now.
msg * Yeah I may.
msg * Well bye
msg * "End of Message"
Now save your file as anyname.bat and open your file.
(You can make the message pop-up long
just type: msg* Whatever you want)
Make A Fake
Virus
Open Notepad and type this in:
@echo off
title WARNING
echo PROGRAM HAS INSTALLED MALICIOUS
SOFTWARE
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE...
pause
echo DO YOU WISH TO DELETE
VIRUS?...(y/n)
pause
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo RUNNING VIRUS...
pause
: i
dir /a
goto i
